Yet another blooper?!!

Hmm..m here to write about funny mistakes I’ve done in the past 5 months—from jan till may’09, which has left me in some really embarrassing moments..Here it goes..

1) Jeannie in a bottle baby

It was the day when I went to purchase a gift for my buddy, pranali on 26^th feb at hallmark stores in gandhinagar. I picked up a nice bottle of Charlie Perfume & kept on gazing at for long, when a lil kid dashed with me. The bottle which I was inspecting before few secs took no long time to be converted into pieces and the liquid being spilled everywhere on the floor & even on my pants. God..i generally so good when it comes to handling things, never let them drop here & there was left blank as everybody kept on starting at me as if they’d seen some alien from Mars!!

2) The Testimonial Business

I’d made my mind to pen down few traits of pankaj in around march or so..thanks to the testimonial services of orkut! It was that day I’d cum across an informal English term ‘bimbo’ which I thot meant ‘slow brains’ ( which actually was absolutely incorrect, rather it meant girls with no brain). I pre-maturely took a decision of putting it into use without confirming its meaning in the dictionary or over the internet. To my wildest imaginations I addressed him twice using the term in his testimonial! Wot a blooper!! It was a good laugh for the moron. Though as always he corrected me, but I was left in an embarrassing situation again!

3) New Blunder on a New Year

Ahh is internet a reliable source of information??! I say NO! Not always..It was this sindhi new year in around march end, when I texted all my sindhi friends greeting them & giving them best wishes for their new year. I’d gotta know about this over the internet. None of my friends responded to my message, & I felt really disgusting bout that..But it was no that late when my jijosa, my sweetest sister’s sindhi prince told me that it wasn’t their new year dat day, rather they’ll be celebrating it on the coming day..Me as always, simply uttered the 2-letter word ‘OK’

4) Jeans turning into Jean Capris

It was this day when I went along with ankita on her Active scooter to shop for clothes. She drives awesome, hav no doubt or fear about her driving. But it was when we reached the Helmet circle, and an idiotic guy dashed his Hyundai Accent (see I remember the car even) with her scooter & the car bumper which hit my leg tore my bell jeans and transformed them into a Capri!! Dint go for shopping then..huh..

5) A Walk to Remember

Dada (my bro) wot to say about him?!! I was there to help him out to tie his tie with a Windsor knot in one the reception ceremonies at Cama hotel, a’bad, when afterwards he disappeared from the place to attend a phone call. I, unaware about the fact held the sleeves of somebody standing beside me, thinking it was him & started walking. It was when I actually heard dada calling my nick name from behind, I realized that I’d held the hand of a stranger..Godd.. it dint took even a microsecond for me to leave him.. :D